The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to beathe

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to make snow yellow

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!