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Immunity to antipsychotic medication
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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.
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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)
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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium
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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples
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The power to lick your balls.
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The power to fly when your in an airplane
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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline
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The power to be a normal human
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A power level of under 9000.
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The power to be afraid of horses.
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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart
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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised
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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.
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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...
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To survive listening to James Blunt
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the power to see the things that are happening right
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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.
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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.
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The power to only be obesely fat.
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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life
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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!
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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.
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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!