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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)
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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.
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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.
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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time
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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.
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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.
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the power to win the crying game
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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch
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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.
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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old
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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.
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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili
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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one
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the power to make pointless superpowers
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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.
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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.
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The power to turn apples into pears
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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!
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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.
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The power to smell farts nearby
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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat
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The power to turn into a skittles bag
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The power to be listened to when noone's around.
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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!