solar powered night-vision

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!