*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to die on command

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to divide by 0

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!