The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!