the power to not have power

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to look into cheese.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to be born.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!