The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to die.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!