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Th power to be telepathetic
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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.
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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.
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The power to turn into a lamp once.
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The power to create shit
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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day
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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.
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The power to pee poop
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The power to liquify yourself.
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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm
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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/
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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.
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The power to put on socks with one hand
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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.
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The super power to kill yourself at will
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Ability to shit nuclear waste
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The power to be black.
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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.
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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.
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The power to see in black and white.
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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.
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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power
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the ability to fart out of your nose
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The power to fly into the sun.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!