being black

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!