The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!