The power to lose the remote.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to turn into a taxi

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to get blood clots

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To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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the power to poo pineapples

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!