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the power to make elton john gay
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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.
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The power to eat anything in a minute.
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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.
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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.
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The power to fly but only in an airplane.
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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!
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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground
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To be able to generate cancer at will
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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.
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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.
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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.
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The power to kill yourself
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Having the power of a normal human
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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)
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The superpower to poo at will.
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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.
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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it
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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.
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The ability to talk to bacteria
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THe power too spel.
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The power to re-size my toes at will.
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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.
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The power to reed a platypus mind.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!