the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!