The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to live.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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Taekwondo

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!