The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!