The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

the power to change people socks on command

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

the pouwer giv mee gramr

the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power of missing a finger.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to speak in text globes.

Mutant Paper-skeleton.

The power to make your feet stink at will.

the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to die whenever you want.

The power to fly....underwater

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!