the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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Liam Brudenell

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to make asians smart

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to shape shift into water

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!