The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to rot food at will.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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levi Hahne is gay

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!