The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to ejaculate at command

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!