The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to die at will

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!