the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to to think less

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to speak braille.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!