The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to annoy people

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The power to have a V8

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!