The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to be able to never have a power.

the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

Power to not have any power.

The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

A power level of under 9000.

The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to not see anything

The power to peak braille

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!