x-ray vision but only through glass

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to sit

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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A healing punch

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to see into one's own past.

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the ability to see fairy's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!