The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to hear in the dark.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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cry acid tears

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!