The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!