The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the power to become translucent

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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Lactokinesis

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!