meh.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to grab a cats face

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swear words -jesse

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!