The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to become yourself

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!