The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Aweonao

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Facebook.

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The power to have gravity.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power... to read this

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!