Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!