the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to lick your balls.

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the ability to see through air

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power of women's rights.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!