The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to police irony

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to watch tv

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!