the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to watch grass grow

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penis

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!