The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!