the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!