The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to peak braille

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the power to hate disney stars

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the ability to see into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!