The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Stop clapping

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!