the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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Reverse Pooping

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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Retractable teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!