The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to see through insects.

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Acid pee

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The Power to Power

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!