The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to look TV

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!