The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the power to see through water.

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Immunity to medication

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to get arrested

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!