the power to eat bread

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power die if you think.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to be powerless

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to glow in the dark

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to snore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!