The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to lose this power.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!