the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to take edible shits.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The Power to die at will

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!