the power to die on the spot

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to become inverted background color.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to lose this power.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to be normal and average

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!