The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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power to fart through your mouth

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Being a freemason

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to see through pastry..

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to get fat in America

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!