The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to see through air.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to go blind at will.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!