The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to look TV

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!