thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to think salmon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!