The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The Power of cheese

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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power to age faster

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!