The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to die at will.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to believe it's not butter

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!