The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to make the air stink

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to turn any object into food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!