The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power of minding your own business

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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the power to be phone

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the power die if you think.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!