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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance
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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.
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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.
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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried
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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments
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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.
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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.
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The power to be born again
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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy
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The power to make you teeth yellower
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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.
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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.
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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.
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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss
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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.
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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.
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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.
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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.
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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows
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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.
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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn
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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.
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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors
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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!