Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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A good Kisser

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!