The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to become shit forever.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to itch your teeth

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!