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the power to not watch south park
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The power to keep up in Jepordy.
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Radiation resistant eyelashes.
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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building
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power to poo perfectly priced people
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Invisibility, but only in the dark.
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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.
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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.
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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am
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The power to be french.
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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards
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The power to move any object, but you're blind
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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.
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The power to take huge shits at will.
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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.
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the power to break down public transport on hot days
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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...
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The power to swallow chewed up food.
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The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews
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Grow a new beard every day
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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.
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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.
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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!