The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!