THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to do nothing

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!