The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to not see anything

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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the power to make bubles without soap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!