the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to not have superpowers

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to have a power

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!