The power to sh*t bricks

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

The power of bullet attraction.

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to not know your super power

The power to be justin beiber

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The awesome power to find Waldo.

The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!