The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to clap with one hand.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to lose the remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!