The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to not have superpowers

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to have a power

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!