The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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to be shitty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!