The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power drown in water

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!