THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to die

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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Nothing

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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Stop clapping

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!