make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!