the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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being black

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!