The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to bleed

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!