The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to clean

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!