the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!