the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to not finish your

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!