The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!