the ability to tell time without a watch

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to see the present.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!