the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to lick your own elbow...

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The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.

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The ability to speak braille.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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the power to say you have no power

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!