the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!