The power to be born again

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!