The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to fart in colour

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!