The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!