the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to shit brix

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!