The power to be a gamer

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The power to see John Cena.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!