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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!