The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!