to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!