The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power of being pointless

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!