The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to die on command

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to fart in colour

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!