The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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Find Waldo

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to spelle caretly

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!