The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the power to not have power

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!