The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The Power to Power

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to fall without screaming.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!