The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to count to infinity.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!