The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!