The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to clean

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to die at will

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The Power to Combust

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to see through glass walls.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!