The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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black people

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!