Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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vomitspit

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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Farting at will

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!