The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to die

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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Power to spread farts faster

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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to create another human

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!