The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to die when you get old

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to be born.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!