Black power

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to get AIDS.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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the power to have a power.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!