The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!