The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to create shit

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the power to hovertate

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!