The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to get arrested

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The power to bleed

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to be a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!