- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The Power to Die if you are dead

The power drown in water

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to die

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

Pointless Super Powers