The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to fart at will.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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Tree powers Activate.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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sexy

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!