The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the power to fail at life

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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Batman

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!