Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Nothing

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!