To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to die instantly

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!