The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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wast your time on the computer

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!