The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!