the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The pewer to maek typos.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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like this if your name is jack

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The power to predict the past

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sdrawkcab epyt ot rewep eht

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!