The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to be right in an argument with your girlfriend. -tom hall

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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See through invisible people

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The ability to see through insects.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!