The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to die on command.

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the power to become demented

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!