The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to see through bananas

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!