the power to have a power.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to rotten food.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!