The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to make snow yellow

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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Being alive (until you die).

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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the power to suck your elbow

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!