the ability to spell wrong

The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

The ability to perpetually masturbate.

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

the power to complete math exercises

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!