The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to have the longest little finger

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to sit anywhere

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to die whenever you want.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!