The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to eat food.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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lol

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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Melting

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!