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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.
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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground
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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.
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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs
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The power to rot food at will.
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the power to charge car batteries.
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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person
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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.
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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.
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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.
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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!
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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.
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The power to smell feces from a mile away.
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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.
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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.
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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C
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The power to eat your poop
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The power to permanently shorten your own penis
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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry
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The power to never be old but died at young age
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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.
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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.
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The ability to smell with your hands
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The ability to recognize any meme at will.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!