The power to write a country song

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to snore.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to eat food

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power of eating from ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!