the power to travel to the center of the earth

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to only fart in public

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the ability to post here

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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i want my mum

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!