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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.
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The power to open a walnut with your mind
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the power to have an organsim when your a boy
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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.
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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.
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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.
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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.
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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.
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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy
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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers
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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers
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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap
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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.
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Power to make other people rich.
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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.
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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols
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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.
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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock
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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size
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The power to die and not come back to life.
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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed
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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of
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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you
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The power to speak braille
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!