The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to go suicide

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!