The ability to read braile.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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yo mama

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!