The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to be a human

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The power to read the terms of service.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Nothing

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!