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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken
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The ability to see into the present.
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the power not eat more than one pringel.
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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.
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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.
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the power to shit liquidly
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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.
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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.
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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.
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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.
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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.
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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life
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The ability to see through mirrors.
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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.
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THe power too spel.
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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.
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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.
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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD
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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.
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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.
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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!