The ability to talk to dust mites.

the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

the power to remember th...

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

The power to die early.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to not care.

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The ability to change races.

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!