the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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Being a Spice Girl

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!