The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!