the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The ablity to hate everything.

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lol

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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Balls.

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The power

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to sharpen a pen

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!