the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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the ability to look into your brain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!