The power to be born.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to poo.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the power to get married

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power to get fat in America

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!