The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to be your self

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to fall up.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!