the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to see into the future of the past

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to die

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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Nothing

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!