The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!