The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!