The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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Being a Spice Girl

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to be heard in space

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!