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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.
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solar powered night-vision
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The power to troll the Internet.
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The power to find lost socks.
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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes
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The power to fart out of someone else's bum
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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted
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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!
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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD
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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!
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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities
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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.
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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.
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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him
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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger
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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.
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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.
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The power to pee after drinking lots of water
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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(
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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!
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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.
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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.
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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!