The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to have no power

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!