Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to wish you had a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!