the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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Facebook.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!