The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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to make asians smart

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to make cats burp.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to like this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!