The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Batman

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to make water expire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!