The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power drown in water

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to die

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!