The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to even

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power of bad luck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!