The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!