the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to be your self

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!