The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!