The power to make any girl hate you

being allergic to dairy and soy

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to get AIDS.

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to become a dead ant.

the ability to read the future, but hate to read

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

The power to have a seat right over there.

the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power to make coma patients bark.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!