- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to block your own powers

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to be dyslexic at will

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to read one's own mind.

the power to be able to blow air

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to die on command.

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers