The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to summon a pen, once

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!