The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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to be under 9000

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to plank

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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A good Kisser

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!