thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!