The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to die.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to see stuff

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!