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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The Power to Power

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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Death at will

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to look into cheese.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!