- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The ability to turn wine into water...

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

the power to have another pointless superpower

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to become yourself

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

the power to fly only when you are sleeping

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to write pointless superpowers

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to state the obvious at will.

Pointless Super Powers