The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to dance really well

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to even

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!