The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

the ability to levitate

thumb_up thumb_down -26

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to think of food

thumb_up thumb_down -67

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

thumb_up thumb_down -23

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

thumb_up thumb_down -67

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

thumb_up thumb_down -66

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

thumb_up thumb_down -30

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

thumb_up thumb_down -55

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

the power to stop masturbating every day

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Having the power of a normal human

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to eat your own face.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!