the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The power to potato.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to juggle cacti

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the power to eat bread

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to speak morse code .

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to close your nose

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!