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The Power To Fly Without control
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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.
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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second
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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.
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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs
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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling
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The ability to see through glass
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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.
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the power to herd cats
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The power to make any girl hate you
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being allergic to dairy and soy
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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time
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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.
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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster
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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.
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The power to get AIDS.
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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.
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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.
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The power to get off the internet and do something productive
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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code
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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.
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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.
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The power to become a dead ant.
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the ability to read the future, but hate to read
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!