The power to have 1 second invisibility.

i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

the power to control your own body movements

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The ability to drop everything you hold

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

the power to write only the letter R

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!