The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Backwards speak to power the.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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NMR Vision

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!