The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to command belgium's military

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!