The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to throw a boomerang without it coming back.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!