The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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Retractable teeth

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to vote

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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the ability to see into the past

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to shit cellulose

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!