the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the power to have a power.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!