The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to troll.

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the power to walk on land.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!