The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!