The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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power to age faster

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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!