The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to divide by 0

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Being alive (until you die).

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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X ray vision on chairs

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!