The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to die from darting too hard

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the power to jerk off

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to turn food into shit.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power drown in water

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!