The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to see the present.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!