The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the ability to look into your brain

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to make everything worse

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!