- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to watch a pot boil.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to see through bones.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

Pointless Super Powers