The power to turn into paper

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power to read captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!