The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to see through tinted glass.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to fart methane.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!