The power to piss lava.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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to be bradley

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to open doors that are already open

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!