the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to read captchas

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to sit

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!