The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

thumb_up thumb_down -65

The power to explode on demand.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to speak only one language

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The ability to smell colors

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

thumb_up thumb_down

The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Being alive (until you die).

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power to lose all your limbs

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!