The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!