the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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ability to run very fast forever

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to control mealworms

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the power to instantly die

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!