The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!