I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the power to see through windows

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to never get drunk

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The power of christ ;)

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!