The power to write on this website

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to think.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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I'm a giant di

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!