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the power of being republican
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The power to eat your own face.. the one time
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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!
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The power to watch tv while sleeping
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The power to be a gamer
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the ability to lick your own anus
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The power to run if you have no legs
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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!
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The power to time travel 1 second at a time
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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.
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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire
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The power to have any pointless power you want
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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.
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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones
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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet
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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.
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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.
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The power to post the same shit twice.
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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.
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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.
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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza
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the power to be powerless.
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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.
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the power to get married
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!