What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to peak braille

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to predict the present

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!