the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to clean

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to die at will

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!