The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to be wrong

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!