- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to put on socks with one hand

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to be super jewish

The power to be powerless

The ability to read braile.

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers