The power to eat food

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to create another human

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to science.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to have a black president

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!