The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the ability to become black.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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Being Aquaman

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to speak in text globes.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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The ability to only fart in public

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LIME

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!