The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to see through thin air

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!