The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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A healing punch

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to do nothing

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!