The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Death at will

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The power to see through air.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!