The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Power to freeze ice.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to grammar.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to ?-1.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!