The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to predict the present

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!