The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to a nokia phone.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!