The power to take away your power.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!