The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have no powers.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the ability to become black.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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Being Aquaman

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to speak in text globes.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!