The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The power to crap without pissing.

The ability to see everything in shades of green

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

The power to speak braille

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the ability to drive on the hood of the car

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

the power to have no powers.

The power to speak braille.

The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!