The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the power to nit propely

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!