the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to a nokia phone.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!