The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to be dead

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!