The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to see into the present

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to control urine

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to pee backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!