the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!