The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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i love to make shit brix

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!