The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to see through thin air

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!