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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to divide by 0

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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75% levitation

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!