The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to morph into yourself

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to poke

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!