The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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the power to read captchas

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to see through clear glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!