wast your time on the computer

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!