The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to pee poop

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!