The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to die

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!