The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!