The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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To call me maybe

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!