The power to die at will.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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to make asians smart

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to be born again

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to see forever

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to turn into random objects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!