The power of not knowing the future

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!