The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!