The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

The power to pee out blood at will

the ability to be tied to train tracks

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

power to pass kidney stones at will

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

The power find anything on Google. Except Love.

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to get hard at will.

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

Nipple Radar.

The power to see John Cena.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!