The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to even

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to write pointless power.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!