- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power of women's rights.

The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

To never remember what the word if means

The power to know WTF is going on

The power to jerk off without using your hands

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to have a stroke at will.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to pee poop

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the power to get extra homework

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to not be color blind.

They power to be able to make meth.

the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

Pointless Super Powers