The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the power to see through water.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!