The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to bleed

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The power to create powers

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to clap with one hand.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to fly when you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!