Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power of words

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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A healing punch

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!