The power to never come into existence

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to not have any powers

The power to die

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

the ability to darken darkness

The power to potato.

the power to get fat in America

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

Power to develop diseases.

the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

The power to die

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!