the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to eat your poop

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to cry acid tears

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the power to spell words wrong

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!