The Power to Die if you are dead

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

Nothing

the power of fly... into an airplane

The power to not be color blind.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to summon unspendable money

the power of superspeed but only backwards

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

The power to control mealworms

the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

the power to shit cellulose

the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

the ability to hear yourself think

The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to make you teeth yellower

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!