The ability to not lose the game.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to throw a boomerang without it coming back.

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the power to read your own mind

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

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The power to smell the future

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The power to predict when a door will unlock.

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The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to defecate active grenades.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH

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The power to raise your cholesterol level using only your mind.

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sexy

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Tree powers Activate.

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!