The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The power to be really bad at CSGO

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power drown in water

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to attract bullets.

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to turn water into wine.

The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

the power to run in slow motion

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power of making toast land butter-side up

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!