A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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the power to be justin bieber

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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the power to glow in the light

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!