The power to watch grass grow

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to repel women.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!