power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to Hi

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to vote

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The power to give this thumbs-up

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!