The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to burn ashes

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!