The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!