Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to kill yourself

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!