the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to never end your .

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The ability to go 100% slower

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!