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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass
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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan
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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...
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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.
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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.
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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring
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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...
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The power to not write pointless powers.
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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test
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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough
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All of aquaman's powers.
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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.
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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.
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the power to make faces at the blind
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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.
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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.
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the immunity of death unless youre about to die
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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.
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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.
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The power to see into the future of the past
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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.
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The power to come second in any race
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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.
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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!