the power to get STD's

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to breath at will.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!