the power to summon a massive midget

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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power to age faster

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Find Waldo

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!