The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power of love

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!