The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power of being aquaman.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!