The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to have a power.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to misspell

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to dickfart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!