The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!