The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!