The power to be black.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!