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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk
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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.
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The power of eating but only when you're dead
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The power to have a power.
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The power to command belgium's military
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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself
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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network
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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.
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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet
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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.
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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget
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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth
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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.
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The power to do nothing with your life.
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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.
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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.
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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...
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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt
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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.
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The power to poop without wiping
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the power to die on the spot
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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past
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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny
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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!