The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to misspell

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The ability to die instantly

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!