The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to be a gamer

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!