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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.
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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one
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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.
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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!
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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,
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the power to fly while under water
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the ability to turn off your super ability.....
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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.
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The power to control Rollie pollies
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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.
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The power to think about useless power
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The ability to know when men have erections
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the power to kill yourself
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The power to make snow yellow
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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma
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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"
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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh
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The power to talk to talking animals.
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the power to make pointless superpowers
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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.
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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain
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the power to shit liquidly
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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.
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The power to lick your own elbow
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!