- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

Having the power to stand still

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power of learning

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

To change your eye colour when ever you want

Pointless Super Powers