the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to understand math.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to change your mind

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to think salmon.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to not hear thunder.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!