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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping
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Smoke vision
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the power to have sex but only with goats
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The power to sweat acid.
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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.
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the ability to jump like a white man
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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.
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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible
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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.
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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.
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the ability to walk with your buttcheeks
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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.
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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.
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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake
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The power to read people's mind, but only in languages you don't understand.
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The power to buy every game ever created, but you only have a ps3.
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The power to believe Sarah Palin
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The Power to have a bowel movement.
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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.
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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.
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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT
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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose
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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?
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The power of love
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!