The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to get arrested

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power of love

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!