The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!