the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!