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Being Aquaman
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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light
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The power of Bulletproof fingernails
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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.
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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.
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the power to be invisible but when you're alone
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The power to turn red blood cells red
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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you
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the ability to see into the past
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The power to speak in text globes.
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x-ray vision but only through glass
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The ability to only fart in public
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LIME
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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man
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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.
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the power to get nits -jesse
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The ablity to hate everything.
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The power to turn anything you want green.
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The power to cry lava.
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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.
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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.
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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.
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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.
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meh.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!