The ability to to remove any organs.

The power to see through tinted glass.

the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to fart methane.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

the power make tomatoes turn green.

The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The ability to shrink your penis

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!