The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to see John Cena.

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The ability to change races.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!