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Smell chick peas from over two miles away
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The power of micro penis.
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Sorry. The power to square root -1.
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The power to sweeten sugar
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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.
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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's
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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.
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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.
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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney
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The power to annoy people
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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.
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The power to teleport through open doors
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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.
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the power to shit out of your nose
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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.
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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.
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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow
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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time
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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...
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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea
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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....
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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.
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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win
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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!